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Wanderlust.

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead



harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 



Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me



generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me




"Please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."

Unknown (via ittybitty-world)

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 



yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating



trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"



ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 



photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.





hai :3
Kayla Boceta
Supernatural, Marvel, Teen Wolf, Dexter, Sherlock and a shit ton of other shows that im too lazy to type down.
"It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you don't stop."





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